Son, do you know what I'm stopping you for?
Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low? Do I look like a mind reader, sir? I don't know. Am I under arrested or should I guess some more?
Well, you was doing 55 in the 54. License and registration and step out of the car. Are you carrying a weapon on you? I know a lot of you are.
I ain't stepping out shit, all my paper's legit.
Well, do you mind if I look around the car a little bit?
Well, my glove compartment is locked, so is the trunk in the back, and I know my rights so you gon need a warrant for that.
Aren't you sharp as a tack? You some type of lawyer or something? Somebody important or something?
Well, I ain't passed the bar, but I know a little bit, enough that you won't illegally search my shit.
Well, we'll see how smart you are when the canine come.